I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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