their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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