i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He better not be in your backpack
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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