Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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