Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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