on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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