I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
