is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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