i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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