have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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