Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well I just put wine in my tea
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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