I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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