I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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