I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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