I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
