8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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