I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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