Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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