Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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