Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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