i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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