She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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