But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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