Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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