things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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