I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
