So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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