There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just want to make out with him forever
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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