That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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