The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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