Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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