i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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