And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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