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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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