Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just googled if crying burns calories
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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