We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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