Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
