Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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