I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award