I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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