the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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