you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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