Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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