apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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