Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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