we have officially lost it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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