I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize