Pappa wants mamma naked
People in love make me want to vomit
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
