I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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