Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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