Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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