Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
its not stalking. its research.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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