so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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